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Cryptic T-Shirts
 Brotherhood of The Snake (earth) |
 Harvest of the Illuminati (universe) |
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All Products to customize size, colors, and style.
2020: my products have been removed. Contact me directly if you would like to order, I'm still able to
do the old preffered "spray on stencil" technique from before I had this company handle it.
Music Collection
You've heard the 5 free tracks, now get all 41 for just $7.
HD Prints
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Price for 36x20 inch print: $35 Capture resolution: 3680x2070 |
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Contact me for print options on any my photos.
DrumKit Samples
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00s & 80s | $2.25 |
| CX-Dirty | $1.50 | |
| CX-Hard | $1.50 | |
| CX-Tech | $1.50 | |
| FatCrispy | $1.50 |
Buy all 6 for $5.00 & save $3.25. HOLY FUCK!
All kits CD quality
uncompressed ".wav" files and
Include: bass drum, snare, hat
closed, hat open.
Some contain extras: crash, tambourine, clap.
Words Of Wisdom
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2017: Account banned. Had nothing but complaints though anyway, so
whatever. CafePress has serious quality control problems. Cheap shit.
Music Singles
Get my hit single "Obama Be Trippin'
(skinny poop)"
now on:
iTunes,
Rhapsody,
Napster, &
Zune!
FREE
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