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Music Collection

You've heard the 5 free tracks, now get all 41 for just $7.

HD Prints

Price for 36x20 inch print: $35 Regular sized prints: $10 Capture resolution: 3680x2070 (that's 2x HD, native)

Contact me for print options on any my photos.

DrumKit Samples

	00s & 80s	$2.25
	CX-Dirty	$1.50
	CX-Hard	$1.50
	CX-Tech	$1.50
	FatCrispy	$1.50

Buy all 6 for $5.00 & save $3.25. HOLY FUCK!

All kits CD quality uncompressed ".wav" files and
Include: bass drum, snare, hat closed, hat open.
Some contain extras: crash, tambourine, clap.

Words Of Wisdom

2017: Account banned. Had nothing but complaints though anyway, so
whatever. CafePress has serious quality control problems. Cheap shit.

Music Singles

Get my hit single "Obama Be Trippin' (skinny poop)"
now on: iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, & Zune! FREE

Cryptic T-Shirts

Brotherhood of The Snake (earth)

Harvest of the Illuminati (universe)

 View All Products to customize size, colors, and style.

2020: my products have been removed. Contact me directly if you would like to order, I'm still able to
do the old preffered "spray on stencil" technique from before I had this company handle it.

Social Media share stats and buttons removed due to the irrelavance of those networks in such an age of manipulation, fake accounts, and the fact that theyre no longer networks of users, but state-funded propaganda pushers. Real shit gets buried, fake shit gets promoted. Trash.

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