Below are results of the psychiatric evaluation I took while eating human fingers.
You tend to keep your deeply emotional nature hidden from all but your most intimate friends and loved ones. You may consider others weak if they are overly emotional, since you pride yourself on your strength and practicality. Indeed, you are an incredibly tenacious, grounded and trustworthy person. You expect nothing less than the same from those around you.
You make a great team leader. Your friends and family look to you for strength and support. You possess tremendous strength of will and purpose; when you set your mind to something, there is little that anyone can say or do to sway you from your decision. Sometimes, of course, this can lead to trouble. Your incredible willpower may turn into stubbornness.
You tend not to be very social and may have only a handful of close friends rather than a large group of acquaintances. Your friends, however, are like you: Loyal, supportive and trustworthy. They will be your friends for life. Similarly, in romance, you aren’t one to indulge in many short, meaningless affairs; you enjoy the stability of a deep, intense, long-term connection. Your best bet is to find a partner who understands you well, someone who is strong enough to provide you with the encouragement you need. When you find that person, you will make an incredible life-partner: steadfast, dedicated and faithful till the end.