I went to Matt's house last night around 11:45 at night. He's
1 of my all time best friends, even though we don't hang out
as much as we used to. Things just been crazy lately I guess.
You guys know what I mean, if you know me. Anyway, he
just became a member of the Midget Motorist Clan! Woo!
Congratulations, mother fucker. Man...

I'm tired as crap. [puke bubbles out of mouth and onto chest]

Trivia, how many wrinkles in my forehead are there?
Wrong bitch! Hahaha, ok.

[eats paint] Ah yeah! Now that's good stuff right there.

Hey Matt, let's go pick up some Towel Heads or something.
I ... ah CRAP!

After getting out of the hospital, we came back and jumped
across people's roofs, stabbing them randomly from
their kitchen windows.

I'm tired, so eat a pit. I just had to post this junk NOW or
I would have been too lazy to do it later. Slinnnk-ieeeeeeee!