Ninja Toilet [slap] Biahh!
The answer to "What's up with your Email address?"

As soon as my little brother was old enough to walk, he started hiding in cabinets so he could shit his diaper. Well, 1 day
we were playing, and I stopped to take a dump. I walked away, opened the bathroom door, and there he was. Stuffing his own legs
down into the toilet! I started laughing my ass off. Then my Mom came in and started laughing too. She then ran out to get the
camera and he just sat there laughing at me, because I couldn't stop laughing at HIM. This is the picture. Yes, it's real.

When he was born, I gave him the nickname "red ninja" so when THIS happened, it
was like ... he blended into the toilet to kick my ass at the source! A ninja toilet.

So now you know. It's an inside family joke. You don't have to like it.

I've had it since 1999. For 1, it makes me laugh. 2, it works as a people-filter. If you look at my email and think
"what an ass" then you're most likely an unimaginative prick with no sense of humor and a shit attitude. You're the exact
type of crab I want to avoid wasting my time on. You just ... suck balls! Now all the strange and interesting people
(that I'd enjoy talking to) would at least be curious, if not already amused because they DO have an imagination.

Don't ever judge someone based on the only perspective you've been given!

Or maybe I'm just a sick freak who wants you to talk to me. You pick!
[stabs through your forehead with a ruler - laughs - kisses your cheek
before letting you drop to the floor]. Have a nice day. I love you.