I have 5 new tracks coming to iTunes, Rhapsody, Zune, & Napster. The first of which is called "Obama Be Trippin' (Skinny Poop)" where I play the part of Obama, who's been slipped "truth serum" and sings about it.

It's a jazzy comedy piece, fairly light hearted, definitely not rap.

I have hundreds of top of the line instrumentals that I'm also going to be putting out as albums to lease, license, or just for listening.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010
songs, film sneak peek, map

well, i have about 4 really amazing songs i've been working on that are pretty much done. as always, never quiet the same as what i've already done but still crazy with my own brand. so i might put those out all at once. not sure yet.

also, for those still wondering about the film (Die Laughing).. it IS still being produced definitely. i know i haven't been able to show anyone much of it because of the amount of work involved, but the other day i managed to grab a couple stills from a few scenes. so, here they are! captured some great moments without giving anything about the plot away.

oh and if anyone knows how to fix the god damn piece of shit FLOW PROBLEM in my Left 4 Dead map "Fort October" please contact me! also need help with having players sync into the intro sequence regardless of when they connected.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009
film progress + the high route

tommy (director), tim, kevin, and myself, are almost done filming for Die Laughing (a psychological black & white film noire) and i've pitched the idea of me providing the soundtrack. all new original music. i've put together this for 1 of the chase scenes, and this for 1 of the death scenes. so far, response has been extremely positive. hope i get the job! i'm definitely prepared for it now, after getting all of my shit set up from years of it just sitting around. notice the instrumentals are kickin ass and taking names? yeah, that's me back to my roots not fuckin around.

i think i'm gonna start making music i admire most. classical orchestrated PURE EVIL.

words cannot describe how brainless rap is now, and that's mainly why i did it. fast and easy for my busy schedule. it takes 5 minutes to compose a rap instrumental, and another 10 at most to write it. well for people of talent it does, but i'm done with that. it's fun and all, but i'm done with being funny. i'm funny enough on a daily basis. and rap is so easy that everyone thinks they're talented now, it's horrible. there's so much CRAP out there that even if your shit is any good (most likely it's not), nobody's gonna wanna hear it.

you know, i was self-producing music before anyone even knew it was possible. i've always been a trendsetter. always been ahead of my time, ahead of the curve, making paths for others to follow. on that note, good luck! cause i'm about 20 years ahead of any individual out there!

so imagine phat beats mixed with an orchestra from hell, that's what im gonna do next.

back to films though. post production will be starting up soon. voiceover work, soundtrack, special effects, etc. tommy's been editing it as we go along, so we see how amazing it's turning out and what needs to be re-shot, fixed, or tweaked. it's turning out great, i'm really excited to be starring in a film. it's so fuckin cool i can't even describe it.

it should all be wrapped up before the end of the year. prepare your wigs, grab a clean pair of underwear, and hold the tip of your dick, cause this shit is gonna blow your ass away!

Saturday, August 22, 2009
version 2 of "rap while you bleed"

i know i know, i should have left it alone, but the chorus was driving me crazy! with the notes. everyone says they didnt notice, but how? i def did. anyway, here's version 2 of the song, with a new chorus (same lyrics though), a new bridge, and fully re-mastered instruments.

thats it for RWYB though, ive started on another song already. thanks for listening!

Thursday, August 13, 2009
never mind + some history

im not gonna transfer all the bands to my new music account. why? because facebook is now what myspace used to be. formatted, clean, and to the POINT.

anyway, for 2 reason. 1 facebook is better, and 2, i made a song about the whole thing instead called "Rap While You Bleed" which is about drama, intelligence, obama, the need for everyone to feel famous, and the rap scene's ugly destination to joke-ville.

history: i know, youre like "rap has ALWAYS been a joke" but no, it really hasnt. it never used to be just COMEDY for smarter people. it used to be a contest, literally, with who could outdo the other with intelligence and skill.

NOW? well you know what it is now. IDIOTs making techno-pop-rap garbage. which warrants enough thought as it does making the decision to wipe your ass up or down.

ANYway, the new song is %90 complete now. all thats needed is some extra mixing and the chorus to be laid.

PS: you dont have to add my music account. just use it to add the songs from it.

Wednesday, August 05, 2009
150 bands want to be spam stars

every day my phone asks me "do you want to be myspace friends with [insert band]?" and im like, WTF?

no bands are promoting me (even though i dont consider myself a music artist, im just.. an artist, who makes music too) and its like, why? why the fuck am i adding you ego-maniac cock sucks every day? just so you can "spread" yourself around?

let me tell you something about good music..

if you have good music, people will LOOK FOR YOU. yeah you gotta spread yourself a little at 1st, but really, when does the "spreading" stop, and the "hey check these guys out" start from other people?!

have you shits ever even thought about that? i dont think you have.

100s of bands, that are totally ass, spreading themselves to people who just wind up saying you suck and then searching for the shit they already like.

whatever. the bottom line thats annoying to me is, 5 times a day people are asking for promotion for nothing. i just dont think im gonna do it anymore.

%90 of ALL music thats come out in the last 5 years has sucked balls so hard ive got testicular cancer, so why the FUCK should i think any different about the %0.5 on myspace?!

Saturday, July 11, 2009
back on track, jack!

its amazing what handing out free CDs actually does. the traffic to my site dropped like a nutsack into michael jacksons dead mouth, all because ppl had something to stick in their ears  and share without downloading it 1st. hand to hand. good sign ppl take word of mouth more seriously than the internet. very cool.

i am also officially producing music again. my cousin joey actually finally got my attention back to it. so, i got my shit out, dusted it off, found some time to lick my bloody tongue all over it and im ready to throw hard original strangeness into everyones brainbags. which now a days, is up everyones ass. my new shit will make your head fall out of your ass, and swing back up onto your neck, so that your face can open its mouth, and say "wahwahweewoo".

im pretty behind on uploading pics and projects to the site because its summer and ive been having too much fun to be on the computer. myspace is a piece of shit, ive switched to facebook. at least there you cant fuck your profile up so bad you dont even know what youre looking at. god ppl are fucking stupid. so anyway, some big things in the works.

got alot of great feedback from my 667 music video. not too many youtube hits at all, but pretty good amount of downloads and DVDs requested. it took ppl by surprise i noticed, but why? i always out-do myself with everything i put out. i never fall back, im always going forward. i thought long time fans would realize that, but i guess they thought im like everyone else and hit my creative limits. hah.. not even close. stay tuned fuckass, im not done yet.

Monday, March 16, 2009
stats blew up - totally wtf

a few weeks back the statistics tracker on my site just stopped working. i had no idea why until today... my site has had a blast of ppl downloading videos and songs from my site at the highest rate in my sites history.

can anyone tell me whats going on? lol did someone feature me on the news by name or some shit? usually i get a couple thousand downloads only when i upload a new song.. but i havnt made a new song in over a year, so whats the deal?

anyway, i may soon have to remove a couple videos from being downloaded, and just post youtube links in their place, since theyre the biggest files.

i'm offering CDs full of all the videos and songs off my site also, to help with the load. if anyone wants one (theyre free) please contact me. i may just show up somewhere and hand them out.

let me know, i cant have my site jammed up like this its screwing with my work flow.

Saturday, November 22, 2008
pre-prod and scrappleapple

still doing pre-production on my 1st official music video "Six Six Seven". preview posted on my forums here that members can watch. response has been great.

zombie flakes 2 turned out pretty good. would have turned out even better if everyone was on time with things, but thats ok. everyone seems to love it anyway.

i have 2 new songs coming out. both funk. ive scrapped alot of my older projects that i never finished. they just seemed old. anyway, theyre both funny as hell. and funky!

makes you want to dance and then slap the shit out of someone. its great.

still trying to add more pic galleries. mainly bunch of crazy stuff from work, trips, and graphics ive done for ppl over the years. its alot, but im finally figuring out ways to automate it all and do it just a few clicks. which has resulted in developing my own software to do it lol.

anyway, suck on this dick.