I use this website as an online portfolio of what I'm able to do, so don't hesitate to take a look around. Beware crude humor :)

	Computer Repair Virus removal, data recovery, hardware installs, networking, etc.
	Music Production Composition, beat beds, recording, mixing, mastering, etc.
Graphic Design Photo restoration, special fx, logos, posters, cards, etc.	Website Design Layout, navigation, graphics, forms, photo galleries, etc.
Video Editing Branding, cutting, special fx, encoding, DVDs, etc.	Computer Repair Pricing: Hardware install: $20, Complete Tune Up: $40, Virus Removal: $20, Data Dump to DVDs: $60. I can fix anything. Websites, Graphics, Videos: Depends on the amount of work involved. Contact me with some details so I can give you an estimate!

Years Of Experience - I've Been
Producing music since 1995. Professionally since 2000.
Involved with graphics & video since the late 1980s.
Working with & building computers since 1992.

Computer Problems? Don't call the nerd-squads! My friends and family have stopped relying on costly technical support guys who have time and time again, proven they have no real skills or knowledge. All they do is tell you to wipe your hard drive, or that they can't help you for reasons being your fault somehow. On top of that, you're stuck with a $100 fee just for them to tell you "sorry" they can't help you! Don't waste your money. I've seen some pretty mean viruses and have always managed to fix the problem where certified technicians have failed. I'm most familiar with Windows 98 to 7. Any problem you have, I will fix it guaranteed, or your money back. Contact me.

Oh and I also do porn. LOTs of it.

Not convinced? Need me for something else? Check out my resume!

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