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WEBSITE

why would you use your own name as an "artist name" with an 82 at the end?
because I'm a firm believer in taking what you've been given in life and running with it. I have a better question... why are ppl obsessed with creating an "image" of themselves with names, clothes, and styles? I  gotta be real with myself, so my "image" is all me. I'm not trying to fool anyone. and in that way, I'm totally free to do and say whatever I want without anyone thinking different. bottom line is, most ppl are only made up of layers of bullshit. and me? I can't stand the smell.

what's the deal with the green pitch fork symbol on your pictures? is it satanic?
no. its a military symbol that stands for power over self and being prepared by example for any obstacle ahead.

I keep seeing pictures & fan art of you in a paint mask and joker hat. what's the deal?
its symbolic. the paint mask represents the environment I was raised in. colorful, yet dangerous, & toxic. the hat represents my ability to keep a sense of humor through even the worst of situations.

there was another artist on the internet who had a paint mask and joker hat too. who copied who?
yeah I saw that briefly before it disappeared a couple years ago. I got pictures of me wearing that shit from 1996 though. way before that kids balls ever dropped. so whatever, fuck him I guess.

how does the rating system work on your music page? (the stars to the right of each track)
it adjusts quarterly by the percentage of downloads it receives. so if it has a low rating, it just means it hasn't been downloaded as much as the other tracks lately. or it sucks ass, 1 of the 2.

you have so many talents you could be rich from! why don't you advertise your abilities?
I'm stubborn I guess, and I think low of myself. plus whenever I see ads, they're always promoting things that are simply unrealistic. the end result is disappointment. I don't want that to be me, you know? I watch so many ppl sell the hell out of themselves, to no effect. an example; music. I've heard of ppl who will contact let's say 5,000 ppl throughout the week. out of those 5,000 ppl, only 750 will be curious enough to listen. then on top of that, listen only once and realize it's not what they like. out of 750, only 50 did like it. so after all that work, you've gotten almost nowhere. I believe that if what you have to offer is good, ppl will come to you to get it. that's what I've been doing for years, and it works just fine for me. the numbers that generate from that, are the only numbers I want to see. numbers that represent a reason, and not pointless flickerings of curiosity, ending in disappointment. there's a saying I've learned; a job well done sells itself to 100 ppl - a job that falls short sells itself to 1,000.

your website is all about you! are you obsessed with yourself?
...you've got to be fucking retarded. of course it's about me! what's it supposed to be about, how to cook for morons?! I have a question for YOU.. is your breathing ok? if you find it hard, it might be because your head is up your ass! see yah!

GENERAL

does your twisted sense of humor ever get you in trouble with ppl you just meet?
no, not at all. I always know when a joke is appropriate and when it's not. I'm a very well rounded, calm, and collective guy once you get to know me.

I saw the [mblah] project you did for [soNso], where can I find more?
websites, recording sessions, photo shoots, music videos, album art, etc etc... those are all private contracts between me and whoever I'm doing it for. it's up to them on what they do with it all, not me.

I think you're funny and cool but ppl tell me you're violent and crazy. which is the real you?
they both are the real me depending on our interactions. if you're cool, I'm very generous, nice, easy going, and I'm cool with you too. if you're cocky, threatening in any way, or throwing hidden insults to me, you're going to hate me very quickly. I'm a human mirror. I know there have been times where I've come off completely insane for no apparent reason, but what you didn't see, is the switch that was pulled before hand. all the shit that drove me to act that crazy. I swear, it takes a lot to piss me off. I always give ppl more than enough chance to correct themselves. so if I'm pissed off, I'm really pissed off. I'm a calm dude, but I won't let you walk around on me. I explode, then the only thing you can do is be quiet, be gone, or be ready to take a trip to the hospital. I won't even waste my time trying to fight you, I'll skip straight to trying to kill you. I don't care about the kung fu you think you know from watching MMgAy fights either. you can't even think like I do, let alone do something about it. but yeah, 95% of the time, I'm a really cool guy. unless you're a prick or a snob, or actually trying to piss me off, it's all good. I'm fun as hell to be around.

why does it take you so long to finish projects?
simple. my life is filled with activities. I'm not 1 of these nerds who sit around making pictures and songs all day and do nothing else. I have a job, I have hobbies (paintballing, dirtbiking, traveling, photography, marksmanship, kickboxing, rally racing, etc), I have a life, and to be honest.. this website is dead last on my list. the fans are not though obviously because I'm busy hanging out with them! only a very small percentage of the things I'm involved in ever make it to my site. why? because if it's too much like something I've already done, I'll just keep it to myself. this website is a portfolio of my artistic abilities, not an archive of all my projects.

who installed the PA system in your car? why? how can I get 1 in mine?
I bought the parts, I put it together, I installed it. I've built and installed many PA systems since mine. why, because I like to make ppl laugh as I'm passing by. if you want you can hit me up and I'll see what I can do for you.

I've seen graffiti on the sides of trains and in abandoned warehouses with your initials on it. did you do those?
I used to do a lot of that when I was younger, yeah. most likely. I tagged scientific equations, war quotes, aliens, skulls with giant dicks, all kinds of shit. not many of em were great, but they always had a meaning.

RUMORS

did you used to play Tony Hawk Underground online? and make videos with the name BioHaggard or KingTwisted?
NO. that kid was impersonating me for a good 2 years. his site (which was taken down), and that game, are pieces of shit. lol, I don't play sports video games. watching sports, and playing sports games, is GAY as hell to me. I'll stick to playing sports for real. why the fuck would I want to play them with my hands and eye balls?! fuck that game, and fuck that kid pretending to be me. he needs a girlfriend and he's fat. and if he would have asked to use my music in his videos, I would have said "yeah man, let me know how it turns out" with no questions! him acting like he was some all-powerful untouchable king-of-nerds is what made me slap him off his throne.

I pulled up your arrest record through a cop friend of mine.. what's with all the [mblah]?
all I can say is this... I'm extremely sharp and aware of my surroundings at all times. over the years there's been a few ppl who've clearly never dealt with someone who carries out their warnings. ppl who think for some reason that I'm average joe sausage head. it's like when it's too late to turn back, they realize this, panic, shit on themselves, then call the cops like THEY'RE the victim. yeah listen... don't do that. you don't bother me, and I won't bother you. nobody asked you to test me you stupid shit. PS: your friend can suck a donut off the head of my junk.

did you lose a fight with some stoner named Josh in Pasadena? (2000)
from what I remember, no. I head butted him twice, choked him, busted his ribs, and punched him in his neck. he slapped his hands around and curled into a ball on the ground. honestly, I was confused. it felt like a prank. so I stood up and he jumps on me, pins me, and starts talking like he's kicking my ass! I reversed it and started choking his ass out, but, he wasn't struggling to get up. I can't remember it clearly because of my head butts on what he was saying, but I let go. and wow, he started up again! this time someone pulled him off and ended the shit, it was crazy. on the way home, ppl told me how he snorted a ton of pain killers cause he heard I was coming. but in the end, how many hits did I receive? zero. he even missed on a sucker punch that blew past my chin! if I had to name the biggest loser I've ever met at that point in time, he'd have been victorious by a mile. other than that, i didn't even consider it a fight. more like a dopey ass lunatic trying to gay me to death.

I heard there are pictures of you in a dress that some girls took? (2002)
yes lol. I let these 2 hood rats take em. I think they just wanted to see me naked cause I wouldn't give em any. haha, someone send me those! they were freaky! balls hanging out and shit.

this girl Jill says [mblah], is that true?
nope. basically I was sucked into a crazy situation while dealing with my own. it severely clouded my judgment (as it wasn't my main focus at the time). I stepped into the crossfire of  lies, and became unknowingly a "lie carrier" back and forth. in any case, no matter what you've heard, I myself never did anything anyone (who knew the truth) could consider wrong. 1 thing I'm not, is a liar. to a flaw, I'm horribly and stubbornly honest, no matter how bad it makes me look. you know why? because lies never add up, but the truth, eventually does.

what happened with your friend Donny? why don't you guys talk anymore?
cause I tried to warn him about his X, exposing her for what she was doing and, he didn't believe me until we already stopped talking. she had him believing I was lying about her screwing around with other guys because I wanted to get with her myself. of course! because I only PRETENDED to despise brainless fat catty 2 faced snobby blondes my entire life! lol I'm the best actor on earth! yeah, me and Donny are on good terms. he knows me, and he knows what happened. I've known Donny longer than you've been alive hoe-hoe.

did you try to stab [soNso] in the neck with a screwdriver after a party? (2007)
yes I did, but I missed. hey big mouth.. don't ever try to follow me. especially to the middle of nowhere. you're lucky that car stopped to be nosey, or you'd have more than a hard time breathing. and for the record, you're 1 of the most worthless ppl I've ever met. screaming & crying like a little bitch. let it be a lesson to you that however big your balls are.. my trunk is bigger.

note: if there are rumors not listed here that you've heard, its because I haven't heard them yet myself. in which case, they're probably 100% shit.

MUSIC

I think I've heard you way back in the 90s. Is that possible?
yeah, I used to make instrumentals (no vocals). I did strange dance and wicked evil shit. I put em on tapes and sold em in school.  it was pretty common for me to be out somewhere and hear a car going by jammin my beats. the problem with that was, nobody knew it was me after awhile. I had no copyright on the tapes, or any vocals for ppl to recognize who it was. only thing I had was a "Danny Houser" sticker. and because of that, ppl began to spread the tapes on their own, not knowing who made it. word of mouth doesn't work well when other ppl try to take credit for it either. so yeah, that era of me taking over pplz tape decks was almost a waste besides meeting new ppl. my friends remember the beats at my house though when I was making them. and I still have the masters, so whatever. I'll update em and make a couple albums out of em later.

I heard that [soNso] wanted to meet with you and possibly suck on your penis and or [mblah].
look I hear this all the time. these ppl need to contact me personally. I can't pay attention to every little stoner talking about how he's going to take over the world with my help. and if it's for real, who gives a fuck? you gotta contact me. I'm not the average "star struck" groupie that everyone else is. like ppl who say "music is my life" ..how fuckin sad is your life?! unless it supports your entire financial responsibilities, how is it your life? to me, my LIFE is my life. music is just the occasional soundtrack.

why is [soNso] the only 1 you've [mblah] for? what's so special about [soNso]?
I do certain things for ppl who do certain things for me. I can't be associated with too many ppl beneath the streets. especially since for the most part, ppl act like fuckin babies and get upset knowing I'm working with someone they got a problem with, and I don't feel like hearing it. I'm not in it for the "who did this, I heard this" shit, ok? yabba-dabba-doo! I'm not in it for that. if anything I'm in it for the connections and power. anything else might as well be printed on toilet paper so I can wipe my fuckin ass with it and slap to your forehead.

what's up with this new "Red Cryptic Sand" thing?
well it isn't new, 1st of all. 2nd, because most of my music is dark and full of riddles, I wanted ppl to know that music to me is different. there are a lot of things that go on that I won't talk about, because I want to keep only positive things in my life. but with music, I can pack it all up in a song with clues and messages. it's a way of confessing I guess. I think "667" is a perfect example. at 1st glance, you take it as a cartoony threat, but it's not. throughout the song it laughs and screams in such a way that you know there's something to it, but you're not sure what you're seeing. then when it's over, it all just becomes nothing more than entertainment. no matter what it's really about.

do you consider yourself a music artist? what?
I'm an artist who makes music sometimes to throw you off the scent of my asshole. the more confused you are about who I am, the more confused you'll be when I sneak up behind you and snap your neck.

VIDEOS

you used to have photo galleries from home videos. were they from the videos you have on your site now?
no. the videos I have on my site now are just a small fraction. the rest is being used for a huge crazy ass DVD I've had in the works for a couple years. I only took the pics down cause it was there were just too many. plus you'll get to see the actual videos of it later anyway.

what kind of things do you do when you go to record a video?
absolutely nothing. we just grab a camera, some wigs, and start crapping out whatever comes to mind. we always wonder what it'd be like if we actually wrote a skit instead of just making it up as we went along. we could probably do some big things, but, none of us feel the need to do that yet. it just wouldn't be as fun. but basically we just take a visual shit on the camera lens and see how crazy it looks afterwards.

when is Go-Ped Gangsters 4 coming out?
we don't know! we were planning big things for it though, through actual go-ped manufacturers and brands. so please, either send us lots of money or be patient! lol

you're acting in a short film with director Tommy Duncan III. what's it about?
it's a black & white story that takes place in old Baltimore. it's about a young detective's investigation that's gone bad, with psychological elements. its called Die Laughing. should be out before winter 2010.

why do you and your friends ride smaller dirt bikes?
they're 70s. i used to ride a 230 dual sport, but it was nowhere near as fun as these little ass-rockets! if you knew that, you'd already have 1. they're small enough to transport as many as 4 at a time with even the smallest truck, but still powerful enough to haul your fat ass through the woods faster than a coked up butt bandit.

in the video for your "667" song, did you just film car accidents? what did it all mean?
it's meant to be a riddle. and no lol. everything in that video was there for a reason. i will say this... it wasn't all 1 event. it was bits and pieces spanning about 5 years.

although I have many questions and answers not posted yet, submit the questions you want answered most here.

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