Cryptic T-Shirts

Harvest of the Illuminati

Brotherhood of The Snake

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Ultra HD Prints

Price for 36x20 inch print: $35 Regular sized prints: $10 Capture resolution: 3680x2070 (that's 2x HD)

Click photos to view purchase & framing options!

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DrumKit Samples

	00s & 80s	$2.25
	CX-Dirty	$1.50
	CX-Hard	$1.50
	CX-Tech	$1.50
	FatCrispy	$1.50

Buy all 6 for $5.00 & save $3.25. HOLY FUCK!

All kits CD quality uncompressed ".wav" files and
Include: bass drum, snare, hat closed, hat open.
Some contain extras: crash, tambourine, clap.

Music Singles

Buy my hit single "Obama Be Trippin' (Skinny Poop)"
now on: iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, & Zune! FREE

Words Of Wisdom

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Software Keys

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Hollister (the clothing company that markets only to females with IQs lower
than 5 and flamingly gay dudes) had my "guys who wear hqllitser are queer" shirt
taken off of my merchandise page, spouting I was in the crosshairs of legal action.
My shirt design is protected as parody, and I will continue to sell it else ware.