DH82, About Me

♦ ♠ ♥ ♣ : DaN HouSeR 82 : ♣ ♥ ♠ ♦
"Photographer, Comedian, Gamer, Musician, Psychopath."

Does it matter what anyone says about themselves? [shrugs]

Hi, I'm Dan Houser! I share my personality type with 3.0% of the population. I shoot ugly babies out of a cannon into brick walls.

I've been told I don't smoke or do drugs because I've always been a leader and not a follower, but I always thought it's just that I don't give a shit about those things. I do drink, but only like once every 3 months.

I own a nice house and a small zoo with my girl Jen and our dog Ninja. No kids, no roommates, just us 3 living it up, running around naked.

Most of my friends don't use social networking sites, so I don't have many "friends" in that area, but the ones I do have actually ARE my real friends. Not just people I've added to make myself feel better.

People think I'm a rapist serial killer with split personalities, which is NOT true! I have 3 personalities.

I'm known for making music that we enjoy but keep a secret cause it's "out there" and won't make us look "sane" on the internet, which is important! I mean, what if someone thinks you have some sort of a personality?!

I'm fun, active, down to earth, dancing in hell, [insert "long walks on the beach" here], and I make an honest effort to give up to (but not limited to) 98% less fucks daily. Also everyone is better than me. Especially you!

Besides my balls in your butt, in the last 10 years I've become a pretty successful entrepreneur. If you hear the word "entrepreneur" and associated it with negativity, it means that you're a failure.

What else? My favorite thing to do is to sneak up behind people, throw them down, and choke them to death. I love working with my hands! They're very strong and that turns you on because I'm insane.

Well that's about it. Let's chat soon!

"I am the contents of every strange book you've never read, and you know nothing about me."